Santa (Halwai Se) Bola: Tum Kitne Saal Se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho? Halwai Bade Fakr Se Bola: 30 Saal Se Santa: Lakh Di Lahnat Hai Tumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Siddhi Nahin Bani
Santa: Lala Ji Dettol (Dettol) Sabun Hai? Lala: Han Hai Santa: Achchha Wala Hai? Lala: Han Hai Santa: Achi Quality Ka Hai? Lala: Ha Bhai Achi Quality Ka Hai Santa: Thik Hai Hath Dhokar Ek Kilogram Aata Do
Santa: Doctor Sahib Main Chashmaa Lagakar Padh Sakunga Na? Doctor: Ha Bilkul Padh Sakoge Santa: Tab Thik Hai Varna Anpadh Aadmi Ki Jindagi Bhi Koi Zindagi Hai
Santa Dukandar Se: Tumne Mujhe Dhokha Diya Hai Dukandar: Nahin Maine Aapko Badhiya Radio Diya Hai Santa: Nahin Dekho Iss Par Likha Hai "Made In Japan" Par Jab Main Ise Chalata Hu To Yah Kahata Hai "Yah All India Radio" Hai
Santa Ghar Pahuncha To Naukar Ne Bataya: "Thodi Der Pahle Aapke Jigari Dost Ka Fon Aaya Tha" Santa: "Tumne Kaise Jana Vo Mera Jigari Dost Hai?" Naukar: "Unhonne Kaha Tha Ki Vo 'Kamina' A Jaye To Use Kahna Mujhe Fon Kare"
Santa: Itne Kam Marks?Do Thappad Marne Chahiye Pappu: Ha Papa Chalo Maine Us Sale Master Ka Ghar Bhi Dekh Rakha Hai